'An orgasm a day keeps the worries away' tote bag

This roomy canvas tote carries a playful, confidence-boosting message in clean, understated typography. Smooth polyester canvas with a foamed lining gives the bag a soft hand and a sturdy shape that holds groceries, notebooks, or market finds without sagging. The all-over print keeps the artwork crisp across the body, while boxed corners add usable depth so the tote sits open and accessible. Choose from three sizes and five strap colors to match your everyday look — the black interior hides wear and keeps the inside looking tidy. Bring it along to errands, casual meetups, or protest marches; it’s the kind of everyday carry that sparks smiles and small conversations.

Product features
- 100% polyester canvas with foamed lining for a soft, structured feel
- Vibrant, all-over print for bright, crisp artwork
- Boxed corners add extra room and shape
- Available in three sizes with five strap color options
- Black interior for a clean, low-maintenance inside

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron